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S29

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S27

S26

S25

S23

S22

S21

S20

S19

S18

S17

S16

S15

S14

S13

S12

S11

S10

S09

S08

S07

S06

S05

S04

S03

S02

S01

E10: Episode 10

E05: If she's hurt, then I'm hurt and then I will hurt you

E04: I drunk called him the other night, accidentally on purpose

E03: This is not arguing, this is sexual tension

E02: Thailand: Out with mumsy, in with milfy (2)

E01: Thailand: At the end of the day I've got the guy, she doesn't (1)

E10: Ralph Lauren on the outside, bad boy on the inside

E09: Don't blame a clown for being a clown

E08: Demon to demon, we need to have a conversation

E07: I am out of everyone's league

E06: It's supposed to sound like a nun's fart in a cemetery

E05: My heart just went pitter-patter

E04: You had yourself some naked cuddles

E03: There is no line this kid won’t cross

E02: Maldives: I’ve told you porkies (2)

E01: Maldives: Sometimes you need to think about your clitoris (1)

E10: That sounds a bit bootycally

E09: You can't reheat the soufflé, if you know what I mean?

E08: You are cock blocking yourself

E07: All the other rabbits are also fighting me for the carrot

E06: Do you still have feelings for me?

E05: We're turning back time in our face, not in our relationships

E04: You've got to shoot your shot

E03: Am I like a pawn in a bigger game?

E02: He's literally a slimy slug, he's very slug-esque

E01: I think she's got gentry in her

E10: Is your ego that big?

E09: I put onions on hot dogs, so might as well put them on caviar

E08: Doesn't she look like a tall glass of champagne?

E07: There was an absolute vibe

E06: I always get sucked back in

E05: Have I let go of the best thing that ever happened to me?

E04: Exes be gone

E03: I wanna release my freak

E02: Did we witness a pantomime?

E01: He likes gardening, you like Gucci

E10: You're not going to police who I can and can't be friends with

E09: He's the epitome of a wet wipe

E08: I'm looking for a nicer, calmer life

E07: My eyes just did five backflips

E06: You're going to have to park your principles in your ass right now

E05: Here's your box of bullshit

E04: When life gives you lemons, get with Olivia Bentley

E03: And the pot has been stirred

E02: We love the grey zone

E01: Don't get dickmatized by this man

E11: The only pain I want in my life is champagne

E10: One of you needs to bite the bullet

E09: Rosé and emotions got the better of me

E08: I can’t argue with stupid

E07: It was cringey, it was creepy and I did it

E06: I’m living in his head rent free

E05: If Lily’s tongue wasn’t down Billy’s throat it was up Harvey’s arse

E04: I’ve heard quieter chihuahuas

E03: In England we play happy families

E02: I want you to be happy in a ‘more is more’ way

E01: I’ve never felt more single in my life

E10: Why be kind when you can be a bitch?

E09: This is his worst nightmare

E08: Silence speaks volumes

E07: Is there no decorum anymore?

E06: Let's give it another go

E05: I'll literally regret it forever

E04: The truth always comes out

E03: Fashion is repulsive

E01: She's like a snake in sheep's clothing

E10: Big Dig energy

E05: I've had more comfortable gynaecological appointments

E12: The Wedding: From Thursday… Stay home. Protect the NHS. Save lives

E11: Ctrl + Alt + Delete Habbs

E10: She just got a bit over familiar

E08: You get angry at your own voice

E07: I can get hard if you need me to, Clive

E06: Once the sex is gone, the relationship is gone

E05: You're my friend, but I also quite wanna kiss you

E04: I did something really bad

E03: With great rig comes great responsibility

E02: You're leaving a couple of vipers for another couple of vipers

E01: 3am is prime time booty call

E06: She doesn't trust him to be around me

E05: 99% of the population will understand what I'm saying

E04: If you're secure in your relationship, it shouldn't be an issue

E03: I don't care if it's my battle or not

E02: I like playing in the danger zone

E01: I need my Binky back

E16: End of Yah Quiz

E15: Happy New Yah: Let's get married

E14: Christmas in Buenos Aires: I have a girlfriend... on paper (3)

E13: Buenos Aires: I wish I was a narcissist (2)

E12: Buenos Aires: Argentina baby (1)

E11: The dudelsack is out!

E10: If anyone could ride a lion it’s Tristan

E09: Let’s break some bread

E08: He needs to go to better lad school

E07: He must be great in the sack

E06: I don’t know how many more nails we can put in the coffin

E05: Who brought Maeva?

E04: I’m the opposite of a narcissist

E03: This is something that Chelsea lacks – common decency!

E02: Right, I’ve got a little bit of a situation

E01: Victoria, I will never die

E13: As far as the wrongest thing you’ve ever done, this ain’t that bad

E12: Some people are off limits

E11: I’m gonna Meghan Markle myself

E10: Maybe suck on a sweet while I tell you this

E09: Sometimes when you’re drunk, the truth does come out

E08: I need to find a tree and feed it chocolate

E07: Can we have another sexual revolution please?

E06: She’s a very odd bird

E05: This boy is getting in between our friendship

E04: I was like the funny nice douche, he’s just a douche

E03: She's like a little slippery eel

E02: You showed my friend’s mum your testicle

E01: We do complicated, don't we?

E12: Big Christmas Quiz

E11: I think the best thing about Christmas is once it’s all over

E10: I was too blind to hear it

E09: You and I have gone down a very dark track

E08: I’m going to redeem myself and make sure everyone loves me

E07: Some would say that I’m the king of a gesture

E06: You’re a beggy little bitch

E05: I shan’t be climbed

E04: Rule number one, never give back the diamonds darling

E03: I love it when you get deep and dirty

E02: I hate when my human side comes out

E01: If that’s a slapped arse then slap me now

E12: End of Season Party

E11: Darling, sabotage is such an ugly word

E10: It is baller to be bad in bed

E09: No one wants to shag just a personality

E08: I literally just tried to talk dirty in Latin

E07: He needs a taste of his own medicine

E06: Don’t look at me when you’re taking your pants off please

E05: Therapy is therapeutic, this is not therapy

E04: I’m tortoise sitting for my neighbour

E03: Honestly, I’ve never felt like this before

E02: Mimi has got a boyfriend, everyone else stay calm

E01: I wanna know who she is and where she’s come from

E12: Christmas Ding Dong

E11: Who do you think deserves a good whipping this year?

E10: I’m more domesticated than a cat

E09: Two can play at that game

E08: I won’t have a buffet until I’m dead

E07: We don’t need to go down memory lane dude

E06: Aluminium is not really my style

E05: I don’t think you can have a proper relationship until you’ve had your heart broken

E04: The boy learnt to walk in loaffers, he will probably die wearing his loaffers

E03: Our future is doomed

E02: It’s just difficult to tell your friends what’s going on

E01: I don’t like vegans, I don’t like feminists and I don’t like people who are gluten free

E12: End of Season Party

E11: This is not a baby shower, this is a fricking carnival

E10: I’m not this good a liar

E09: Mate, I got myself in a little bit of a situation

E08: Marriage is inevitable

E07: If I could punch you in the face I would

E06: He said they didn’t kiss, he said they fondled

E05: It looks like you are obsessed with me

E04: Homewrecker, one o’clock

E03: Fred, you have a girlfriend you moron

E02: You just crave sex and carbs

E01: It’s the next chapter

E12: Christmas Party

E11: You didn’t put any breathing holes in here

E10: I’m on a bratwurst hunt

E09: My libido is going bang right now

E08: I’m wearing his boxers today and they’re enormous

E07: Get off your high horse

E06: I don’t care about quinoa

E05: Well you haven’t seen my giant silver ostrich

E04: Kanye West, what is that?

E03: You have got naughty little thing written all over your face

E02: Every time Francis paints a girl’s heart is broken

E01: I genuinely believe he thinks he's in a Disney film

E12: The Aftermath

E11: Marry the idiot

E10: One normally has a different tea service for every room

E09: Once a cheat, always a cheat

E08: Go get the girl

E07: I was considering nipple tassles

E06: You need to find someone who is weird, who you can be weird with

E05: Why am I keeping all your secrets?

E04: It's so hard talking to someone whose face doesn't move

E03: My mum likes getting her boobs out when she's drunk, it's fine

E02: Everyone dates everyone... that's just what we do

E01: I used to snog girls in the towel cupboard... naked

E12: End of Season Party

E11: He’s making an armageddon of mistakes

E10: There's a Jamie shaped hole in my life

E09: I'm all over the place right now, emotionally and florally

E08: I feel like I've been put in a naughty corner

E07: We were like two peas in a pod, and now I'm just one pea

E06: You don't get anywhere in life without visualising the end goal

E05: I've heard he's quite a thorough lover

E04: He lives and breathes vagina

E03: You're digging yourself a grave

E02: You look like a unicorn

E01: No one ever kicks me out of bed

E12: Relationships Shouldn't Be Stressful

E11: Relationships shouldn't be stressful

E10: A surprise awaits below the surface

E09: There are two types of people in the world; radiators and drains

E08: What a mortifying insight into people's choice of nightwear

E07: She's coming round to my house for cocktails and a bit of foreplay

E06: The last time I saw him I was naked in a forest

E05: I find it impossible not to think about the terracotta

E04: I don't want two girlfriends, I want one girlfriend

E03: Oh my God, tonsil tennis galore

E02: They were literally just force feeding us relationship foie gras

E01: Let's go and get more tanned

E12: End of Season Party

E11: Do you know what carrying around my past does to people?

E10: You need to grow up and be a man, period!

E09: It's like looking at Bambi before she gets shot

E08: Someone needs to watch the sheep when the shepherd's away

E07: Welcome to my playpen

E06: We could die tonight so let's all try to be happy

E05: Get out of the friend zone and kiss her

E03: Prudders is a beast

E02: You snooze, you lose

E01: What happens in New York, doesn't stay in New York

E11: I tried so bad, I even got naked

E10: When are we getting married?

E09: You're like a fat Tom Daley

E08: I was sucked into a world I didn't know

E07: Everyone loves a Toff

E06: I want to be in everyone's breast pocket, caressing half of London's nipples

E05: If your d*ck's working, your head's working

E04: There's difference between bro code and being-a-d*ck code

E03: People think I look like Karl Lagerfeld

E02: Doesn't everyone have secrets?

E01: There's gonna be a storm

E12: End of Season Party

E11: Miracles happen at Christmas

E10: If you knew everything I'd be in deep deep trouble

E09: Fancy a bit of African holiday sex?

E08: Let's go for a drink, maybe some fondling

E07: You need to get under someone to get over someone

E06: Willies aren't such a big thing, we all know that

E05: Your buds are way more important than any girl

E04: I once knew someone who had a sleeping bag

E03: If you are going to play two girls, it's best to play two who don't know each other

E02: Your friends are all pretty rude

E01: I'd have sex with any of my exes

E12: End of Season Party

E11: She's becoming Spencer

E10: Hot tubs are like my nemesis

E09: It's very rare to find someone who hasn't f*cked one of your friends

E08: See you later, Spenny

E07: Is he a fantastic lay?

E06: I wouldn't want my daughter going out with Spencer Matthews

E05: Kill Jamie, marry Andy, kiss Spencer

E04: He is being a tit

E03: Of course I'm going to say I'm straight

E02: I am not a robot

E01: I made a mistake that I wanted to cover up

E12: End of Season Party

E11: I didn't know reindeers actually existed. I thought they were, like, a mythical creature

E10: I used to charge younger boys for bunny cuddles

E09: If I wanted to sleep with other girls, I could

E08: I'd rather die than be friends with her

E07: I think you've got the costume wrong tonight because it's not Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

E06: They're wriggly little buggers

E05: A man at 23 is a bit like a girl at 15

E04: I could fall in love with you so easily..

E03: No one you want at a party is going to turn up to a themed party, unless it's Versailles

E02: The more you can't have someone... you want them more

E01: If you want to crack on and go head to head... you'll f*****g lose

E11: End of Season Party

E10: At the end of the day, I've got the crazy title. No one can steal that from me

E09: It's called dessert and apparently it's sucking Richard's face

E08: Everyone has skeletons in their closet

E07: Karma's a bitch

E06: Until the book's closed it's open

E05: I'm not really that gay at all

E04: What's the point of a point to point

E03: Sabotage is not chic

E02: What's mine is mine and what's yours we share

E01: When you're part of the party, you never want the party to stop

E12: Christmas Special

E11: Christmas is about giving and forgiving

E10: Here's to friendship

E09: Je suis amoreuse de toi

E08: How do they find flamingo roadkill?

E07: You've gotta level the playing field

E06: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

E05: My mum sometimes calls me football head

E04: No one likes a banjo

E03: Babe, you're attituding at me

E02: When I was younger I experimented with clingfilm

E01: Capitalism makes you beautiful

E08: I find it the biggest turn on that he's shouting at me

E07: Payback's a bitch

E06: Problems not solutions, that's the way I live my life

E05: Take your passion, make it happen

E04: Do I look like Jesus?

E03: I'm so honest with everyone, maybe it's a downfall

E02: Quick, let's have a quickie

E01: Ad victorem spolias - to the victor go the spoils

Next Episode 31x9 Date: May 4th

Made in Chelsea (2011)

4.6

2011

Genre: Documentary , Reality-tv

About: The TV Show Made in Chelsea started airing in 2011 and it is categorized as documentary and reality-tv. 123Movies provided links and subtitles for the episodes which last minutes. All new episodes are automatically updated once they are available online.

Plot: A Reality TV show documenting the antics and heartbreaks of a close knit group of twenty-somethings in London's most exclusive borough, Kensington & Chelsea. Read More